Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 582093 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2337 Chimeras Created: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyTruths

    CraftyTruths
    What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Girl Power Zone

    Girl Power Zone
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Soul Soicety

    Soul Soicety

    Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 New Chunks Explored: 493333
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

    Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

    Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 285 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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