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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	888	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ores Mined:	769	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Votes:	6035	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Animals Bred:	39
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	4214	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4422	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	157028	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ores Mined:	9450
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crops Grown:	1975
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	83	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	675305	Dragon Eggs Found:	4329
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

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Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3503
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net