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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

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Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4511	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	7101

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Void Armor Forged:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Star Shards Collected:	249
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Votes:	3238	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	108	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	197	Holy Grails Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	144
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	225	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	171
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Mines Excavated:	3740	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchantments Applied:	218
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org