Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Meteorites Collected: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • 3b3t

    3b3t

    Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • craft2style

    craft2style

    =====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Mines Excavated: 1344 Towns Built: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SkyHikerMC

    SkyHikerMC

    𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

    – Survival [1.18+]

    – Four [1.12+]

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Paragraph

    Paragraph

    Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 112 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 248202

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SkyLife

    SkyLife

    Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MineCrafty Server

    MineCrafty Server

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • AMinecraft

    AMinecraft

    AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 163 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Celestial Expanse

    The Celestial Expanse

    The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Rodion Network

    Rodion Network

    RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Potions Brewed: 144

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MassCraft

    MassCraft

    MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Potions Brewed: 43
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • HOMIE SMP

    HOMIE SMP

    [1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Alien Abductions: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Melvinnoob SMP

    Melvinnoob SMP

    Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5458 Magic Items Found: 2952
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 36
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MUGEN

    MUGEN

    welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Skull Network

    Skull Network

    SKULL NETWORKx Custom Enchantments x Land Claim x Marketplace x Player Skills, Warps, Shops, trades, jobs, Quests x 24/7 Active Players x Custom Ranks x Custom Crates x Hiring Staffs x Daily Rewards x More Coming Soon

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MC Flow

    MC Flow

    Explore our survival world with PvP 1.8 and unique features. Enjoy VIPs, epic events, mystery boxes, rewarded votes, and a vibrant community. Updated World: World generated in version 1.20.2, more world with different resources. Server with PvP 1.8. Exclusive VIPs: Special benefits, exclusive commands and events for VIPs. Mystery Boxes: Discover exclusive items and surprises when you open boxes with keys. Rewarded Votes: Contribute by voting daily and receive exclusive rewards. Epic Events: Exciting challenges and memorable celebrations. Battle Pass, Incredible Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, Duels, Museum of unique items and much more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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