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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	152	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	9906
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Towns Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Towns Built:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Farms Harvested:	266
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.