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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	181	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crops Grown:	6876
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Star Shards Collected:	224
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mines Excavated:	2374	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2839	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5620	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	66	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	1111
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5795	Potions Brewed:	75
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.