HezboOMG: Top Commander Down!

/MineG/ – Minecraft SMP Gang

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because THE WAR WITHIN is here to shake things up! Join our server and prepare for epic battles, treacherous betrayals, and alliances that will make your head spin.

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are ready to take on any challenge. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you in THE WAR WITHIN. And with guilds and communities that are cross-realm and cross-faction, you never know who you’ll be teaming up with next.

So why should you join THE WAR WITHIN? Because where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and tame a dragon to do your bidding? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join THE WAR WITHIN today and get ready to unleash your inner warrior!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	185	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6399	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Water Cooled Minecraft Server

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join this epic minecraft server where we don’t overheat because the human body is watercooled. yes, you heard that right. our players are so cool, they literally have water running through their veins to keep them from getting too hot.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. picture this: a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco. yup, that’s just a regular day on our server.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in, but trust us, it’s worth it.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most watercooled minecraft adventure of your life.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

2P2L

1.21.1, 1.8.9, active community, Anarchy, anarchy gameplay, anarchy server, awesome server, bedrock, Cool plugins, Cross-Play, crossplay, discord server, home, java, Join Server, Mexico server, minecraft community, No Lag, Plugins, PvP, pvp server, Raiding, Survival, survival server, Tpa

Are you looking for an awesome anarchy server? Then this is the perfect server for you!!! We got cool plugins like tpa, home, back and so much more!!!!!1 Crossplay between java and bedrock! 1.8.9 – 1.21.1 !!!! Active community!!!!! Discord server! (please join) What are you waiting for? JOIN 2P2L TODAYY!!! also don’t worry about the server being in Mexico it will run fine, no lag

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Dee SMP

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A small SMP originally made for the viewers of Deejysayshi on Twitch and Tiktok! We have now opened this to the public and invite you to join us on our journey.

To join you must be a member of the server discord! discord.gg/Mnu484UtGs

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Perakee’s Struggle for Survival: Where land claim = survival & teams are optional! 🌲💥

banned, Cheaters, Claim, Dedicated, Dynmap, Europe, Expanded, Fresh community, hard difficulty, Hardware, Land, Land Claim, mod, night, Optional, Perakees, smp, Solo, Struggle, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Voicechat, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Perakee’s Survival
Map	http://perakee.xyz:8123/ or http://145.239.68.128:8123/
Join	perakee.xyz or 145.239.68.128
Discord	https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

Features:

Vanilla survival – go solo or share your land and team up!
Random spawn – world border can be expanded any time.
Hard difficulty – night can’t be skipped.
Fresh & new community!

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla server?	Yes, it is a vanilla survival server.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can share your land and team up with others.
Is there a world border?	Yes, but it can be expanded at any time.
What difficulty is the server set to?	The server is set to hard difficulty.
Where is the server located?	The server runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SeatCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, Conversation, coping, counseling, emotions, Empathy, guidance, healing, Listening, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, negative feelings, positivity, SeatCraft, self-care, Server, Support, Talking, Therapy, Understanding, welcome, wellbeing

Welcome, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have a seat and let’s chat about all those negative feelings you’ve been having lately. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing creepers. Or why not relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… we think).

But wait, there’s more! Join our exclusive club of players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses. Trust us, it’s a real game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point. Happy crafting!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, Censorship, chatbot arena, DataGemma, Development, general, Glossary, inference engines, japanese, Llama, LMG, local ], local language models, machine learning, Minecraft, Mistral, models, news archive, programming, Qwen, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation UI, VRAM calculator

Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of local language models, but don’t let that fool you, things get absolutely bonkers here.

Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, on /lmg/ you’ll be training Qwen 2.5 on an 18 trillion token dataset while riding a llama that’s been quantized to b1.58 through finetuning. And let’s not forget about Mistral releasing a new 22B model with 128k context and function calling – it’s like trying to navigate a maze while juggling flaming potatoes.

But that’s not all, we’ve got DataGemma with DataCommons retrieval that will have you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably at the same time. And if you think you can handle the madness, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena where AI’s battle it out, or the Censorbench where things get so censored, you’ll question reality itself.

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of insanity and chaos, join /lmg/ today and see if you can survive the madness of local language models in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6937	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mines Excavated:	3566	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DataMinedCraft

lol come join our minecraft server where the only language allowed is LOLspeak! we shut down project analyzing human language cuz generative ai has polluted the data, but now we have a new home in minecraft! build, mine, and chat in LOLspeak for the ultimate meme-tastic experience! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, memes, and chaotic fun! who needs proper language when you can just LOL all day long? come join us and let the LOLspeak take over your brain!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	93	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AbnormalMC

LifeSteal, Parkour, Survival PVP Creative Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Factions Economy Towny Quests Dungeons Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Bedwars Prison Parkour Skywars Build Battle

Welcome to the ABnormalMC this server this full of fun. This server is Based on Lifesteal the player can join from Creaked and premium in server there is ranks and creates and more!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Banana Network: Where monkeys code on Minecraft…with bananas!

100+ Origins, armourer’s workshop, banana, Bananas, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, Code, Create addons, Customizable Player Models, Farmer’s Delight + addons, HANDCRAFTED, Join our Discord Server, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Massive Dungeons, minecraft with, modpack link, monkeys, Network, plenty more decor and block options, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Features
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply launch Minecraft, select multiplayer, and add the server IP:
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to promote a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Of course! The more the merrier. Encourage your friends to join our community and have fun together.
Are there any donation options available?	Yes, we have donation options to support server maintenance and development. You can find more information on our website or Discord server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Emeralds Found:	3924	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Decade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even forgotten criminals are playing on it! Join us and you might just run into a notorious bomber who is now a Minecraft pro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Curious Minecraft SMP Buddy

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? Just remember, the first rule of our server is to never take anything too seriously, especially creepers wearing top hats.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Void Armor Forged:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

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Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Assassination, Attack, Beirut, Commander, Conflict, hezbollah, HezboOMG, international relations, Israeli, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Terrorism, Top, violence, War

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than a Hezbollah commander in Beirut, just kidding, but seriously, our server is lit AF. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging Israeli strikes while building your dream castle. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and insane adventures on our server? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Robots Eye Contact Fun

Artificial Intelligence, child development, cognitive development., Communication, Contact, developmental psychology, emotional responses, Empathy, Eye, eye contact, facial expressions, Fun, human interaction, human-like responses, human-robot interaction, INFANTS, machine learning, nonverbal communication, robotics, Robots, social cues, Social Skills, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, imagine if robots had eyes that could, like, make babies react like humans. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where the robots are watching you and the babies are, like, totally into it. come join us for a wild ride of robot eye contact and baby reactions. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4