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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9772 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!