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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7762 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!