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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6986 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!