yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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