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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	446	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	7727	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Feature	Description
Server Name	HexArchon
Type	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
Gameplay Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
Server Trailer	Watch Trailer
Discord Server	Join Discord
Wiki	Visit Wiki

FAQ

How do I join the HexArchon server?

To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.

What are some of the unique gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?

HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.

What values does HexArchon prioritize?

Community voice & transparency
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

What technical specifications does the HexArchon server operate on?

The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.

Eternal Love Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, ETERNAL, fiancée, gf, Intimacy, Isles, love, loyalty, Marriage, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz this place is like a magical unicorn land where you can build whatever the heck you want and nobody gonna judge you!

Plus, the players are like a bunch of hilarious clowns who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t even get me started on the epic adventures you can go on – it’s like being in a freakin’ fantasy novel, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and elves.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing till you cry!

CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	6634
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

alarming information, bone-chilling truth, chilling reality, creepy fact, disturbing revelation, eerie realization, frightening truth, genuinely terrifying, hair-raising fact, Horrifying Discovery, petrifying fact, petrifying knowledge, scary truth, shocking detail, smp, spine-chilling detail, spine-tingling revelation, terrifying fact, terrifying statistic, TerrifyingFactsMC, unnerving fact, unsettling insight

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Buildings Constructed:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	5076
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

Rosalia

ADVANTAGE, Adventurer, approval process, Character, Discord, Donations, Empire, Events, FANTASY, Forbidden, Forgotten, gameplay, Guidelines, high fantasy, Improvement, Lands, reviewers, rosalia, rules, scattered, smp, subscriptions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview:

Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server set in a plugin-enhanced vanilla world. The server features easy-to-understand lore, experienced staff team, simple approval process, ever updating and expanding gameplay, and unbiased environment for all players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?	We play Java edition 1.20.2 on our server.
Is there a whitelist approval process?	Yes, but it is simple. Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing.
How often is the lore updated?	Our lore and gameplay components are constantly being improved with frequent staff-run lore events.
Are donations or subscriptions required?	No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions. We have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay for all.
What is the theme of Rosalia’s lore?	Rosalia is set in the lands of a forgotten empire, where players can explore mysteries, ancient magics, and contribute to the rebuilding of the world.

Feel free to join our Discord server and ask any further questions in our support channels!

Join Rosalia Discord

StreamCraft City 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, being sociable, being sociable with kouhai, city, friendship, kouhai, MAKING FRIENDS, making new friends, online streaming, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, self improvement, shark, shark persona, social interactions, socializing, StreamCraft, streaming, Streaming Community, streaming more frequently, true potential, Unleashing potential

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

– We got streams happening all the time, like more frequently than a creeper blowing up your house! – Our players are more sociable than villagers trading emeralds for useless crap! – And we’re all about making new friends, like finding a diamond in a mineshaft!

Forget about Ame holding you back, bro. Join us and unleash your true potential, like a zombie horde invading a village! Let’s get crafting, mining, and building together, because this server is where it’s at!

IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

anatomy, BIZARRE, BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Fascinating, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, human body, Macabre, Morbid, Shocking.., spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Terrifying, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mines Excavated:	4006
Void Armor Forged:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

95.216.62.179:25989

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, Community, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Guide, java bedrock, Maps, Minecraft, multiplayer, planetminecraft, RANK, Reset, rules, Server, smp, Stats, Survival, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5761
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4

VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP: us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/zdAGuAGrpb

PMC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers using /server seasonal or /server noreset

Check out our website for an in-depth guide: https://vanillaevolved.net/

Why Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Can I join with the Bedrock edition of Minecraft?	Yes, Java/bedrock cross-play is supported on our server.
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Players are expected to abide by the server rules, which can be found on our website.

Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!

LoanStruggle Minecraft Server

Banking, college, comfort, Credit, depression, finance, financial aid, income, income-driven, loans, LoanStruggle, Minecraft, ownership, parents, paycheck to paycheck, payments, personal loans, private university, recession, repayment plan, Retirement, Server, SOLUTIONS, teamwork

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world without worrying about student loans ruining your life! Our server offers a safe haven where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content, all while avoiding the ParentPlus Loan monsters trying to drain your resources.

Forget about living paycheck to paycheck and start living your best blocky life on our server. Who needs a car or a house when you can have a pixelated palace and a minecart to ride around in? Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft universe, the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that too)!

BedtimeBros

3 year old, 30F, 32m, aita, angry messages, bedtime routine, BedtimeBros, Communication, compromise, Cooking, family dynamic, going to bed, husband, Options, rejection, relationship conflict, sister, spare room, tea, Toddler, Visiting

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Enchantments Applied:	161	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	3292

Are you tired of boring old tea time drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will make you forget all about your husband’s tea time tantrums. Build your own virtual world, explore wacky lands, and make new friends who won’t ghost you for suggesting a cozy night in. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual fun on our server! Join now and let the laughs begin!