| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7527 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 227 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2735 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1496 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4880 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9926 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 471 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7592 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6703 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Magic Items Found: | 8846 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9669 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6673 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5809 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 394 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5769 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9130 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 358 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6689 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8421 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3522 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2911 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Magic Items Found: | 3943 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5853 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 80 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9226 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
