Server with mods. To play with friends
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 550842 | Potions Brewed: | 50 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 698016 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 3864 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3171 | Farms Harvested: | 806 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Features |
|---|
| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 2113 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 275 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?
Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?
Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7480 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 8875 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 604 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
