Hermit Ruins: Where semi-vanilla survival meets ancient whitelisted shenanigans for 16+ players!

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Hermit Ruins Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Friendly People	All members are kind, mature, and welcoming of all people. We have a nice relaxed environment where everyone is welcome to be themselves.
Vanilla Plus	We have a small selection of handpicked datapacks that add QoL changes. No game-breaking plugins like land claiming or pay to win ranks.
Mature Community	It is a whitelisted server, ensuring a safe place for all people. Members must be at least 16 years of age and mature.
Redstone Ready	Server is running on 1.21 Fabric, optimized for Redstone contraptions. No laggy machines that crash the server.
Easy Connectivity	The server is up 24/7, mods not required but Simple Voice Chat is recommended for better communication.
Fun	Community projects, game nights, and server-wide events. All are welcome to participate!

FAQ

How do I join?

To join, click here to join the Discord server. Fill out a short application and read the rules.

Can I use mods on the server?

No mods are required to join, but Simple Voice Chat is recommended for better communication.

What age group is allowed on the server?

Members must be at least 16 years of age and mature.

Are there any game-breaking plugins on the server?

No, the server only has handpicked datapacks for QoL changes. No land claiming or pay to win ranks.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dimension Hops:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

Adventure, building, Chill, Communication, Community, Cooperative, Craft, creativity, Exploration, Forgot, friendship, Fun, Gaming, glitch, hobby, Join, Kraken, McKraken, Minecraft, mojang, multiplayer, Patch, Relax, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ChillCraft
Server Type	Survival
Server Rules	Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
Description	Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need Discord to join?	It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
Can I join if I prefer playing alone?	While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
How do I join the server?	Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, 6.0 details, CA future plans, Concept Art, devblog, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, PALS, Patch 5.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, PIXEL, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TSD edition

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

+x, ◕‿◕, activism, aid, ame, Charity, Community, Development, donation, empowerment, humanitarian, Minecraft, Ngo, NGOs, non-governmental organization, Outreach, philanthropy, Pien, pixelated, relief efforts, smp, social work, Support, volunteer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4261
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	138
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

moonrealms

Economy, Events, Fun, Heart, Levels, moonrealms, Store, Survival, Vanilla

a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

16X16K, Anti-Xray, betrail, BETRAYAL, Depends, Discord, Factions, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, Have Fun, hope to see you, Ip:, large community, LifeSteal, no cheats, Players, PvP, Server, Server Community, Small Community, SNACKS, snagging, Survival, unsuspecting, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
Description	Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
World Border	16X16K
Features	Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP address?

The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

3. What is the world border size on the server?

The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

4. What features does the server offer?

The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

5. Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

6. What kind of community does the server have?

The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

8. How can I start playing on the server?

Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Doge Coin Minecraft Server

2030, Altcoin, Blockchain, Buy, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGE coin, Financial, future potential, good time, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, now.., opportunity, profit, Sell, Server, speculation, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Breaker, civil rights, discrimination, harmful language, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racial violence, racism, smp, Social Issues, violence, White Supremacy

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

acceptance, BIZARRE, normal, odd, peculiar, societal behavior, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal standards, societal traditions, societal values, society, SocietySMP, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdNorms

Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyLifeChange

best decision, CraftyLifeChange, embracing change, embracing spontaneity, embracing uncertainty, following intuition, life changing, living authentically, living in the moment, making bold choices, new beginnings, personal growth, seizing opportunities, seizing the day, Self Discovery, spontaneous decision, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trusting instincts, trusting the process, unexpected outcomes

Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Star Shards Collected:	67
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KimJongCraft

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military cooperation, military presence, North Korea, North Korean army, russia, Russian deployment, security concerns, soldiers, strategic partnership, Troop movement, Western intelligence

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	7971
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyMineIL

Afk, Areas, chests, Minecraft, Prison, Ranks, Server, SkyMineIL, Staff, Survival, unlock

Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	215
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

bedrock, border, Claims, Community, Cross-Play, cry, diamonds, disappear, Discord, gallery, java, Map, MinedHype, multiplayer, night, ONLINE, Public, rules, Server, Shops, Sleep, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Whitelist

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchantments Applied:	218

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

Analysis, battle, better openings, blocky, box office, box office comparison, box office performance, box office success, comparison, film analysis, film comparison, film industry, film openings, Film Reviews, film success., Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie industry, movie openings, movie reviews, movie success., opening scenes, opening sequences, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.