Helios: The Yawn – Where you can pretend to be someone else with mods, plugins, and Greek mythology…if you’re not too tired

Your favorite Plugins	Mixed with your favorite Mods
McMMO	MineColonies
Towny	Serene Seasons
PyroFishing	Voice Chat
SiegeWar(s)	Supplementaries
Balanced Economy

Question	Answer
What makes Helios different from other Minecraft servers?	Helios combines mods and plugins to offer a unique gameplay experience, with a focus on player engagement and a roleplay-based Age Progression system.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord for more information on how to join the server. No IP address is required, but it is recommended to allocate 4GB of RAM.
What are some key features of the server?	Key features include McMMO, Towny, PyroFishing, balanced economy, MineColonies, Serene Seasons, Voice Chat, and more.

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	279	New Chunks Explored:	314907
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Towns Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	89084	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Votes:	8414
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Animals Bred:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magic Items Found:	4296
Falling into the Void:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	53

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchantments Applied:	284
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Potions Brewed:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
New Chunks Explored:	695885	Mines Excavated:	2005

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1747	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Towns Built:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Votes:	9097	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Star Shards Collected:	79	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	580	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	183	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

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