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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Secret Passages Found: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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