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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 2623
Ores Mined: 4774 Runes Activated: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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