come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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