come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Farms Harvested: 839
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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