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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Runes Activated: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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