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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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