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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Void Armor Forged: 21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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