Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 240
Void Armor Forged: 26 Treasure Maps Found: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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