Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Runes Activated: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Buildings Constructed: 21 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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