Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mines Excavated: 4314

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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