Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 1275 Farms Harvested: 229
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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