Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 48
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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