Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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