Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 16
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Zombie Dances: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Animals Bred: 183 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 280 Alien Abductions: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Crops Grown: 6460 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magic Items Found: 7546
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5668 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Villages Defended: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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