Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

    FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

    Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

    We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

    So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • AfterlifeCraft

    AfterlifeCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

    Doughnut Hole Tornadoes
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

    Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

    New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

    And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’
    Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

    MomOwesMeDadPaysUp
    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! 🤑💰

    🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅‍♂️💎

    🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

    SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

    Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

    Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyRichPlayz

    CraftyRichPlayz
    Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 433

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

    ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships
    So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

    But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7567 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Breaking News: Minecraft Server

    Breaking News: Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

    Storm Minecraft SMP Plan
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your virtual blocks just like you would name your real-life baby!

    Join our server and let your creativity flow as you name your blocks with the most outrageous names like Elizabeth, Hannah, Rosemary, and Francesca for girls, and James, Edward, Patrick, and Michael for boys.

    But be warned, our server comes with a twist – if you don’t choose the names suggested by our resident baby name expert (who has a list of names saved up for her own children that she’ll never have), you might just cause a family feud like never before!

    So come on over and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with the pressure of naming your blocks just right. Will you choose to follow the suggested names or will you stand your ground and name your blocks whatever you please? The choice is yours, but remember, family drama awaits!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6227 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP

    LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the hard way that creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your pet! We have a thriving community of players who have all bonded over the traumatic experience of accidentally blowing up their own house with TNT. But don’t worry, our resident redstone expert can help you build a trap so elaborate that even the most seasoned griefer won’t see it coming. So come join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a pig with a saddle and always carrying a bucket of water in case you accidentally fall into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition

    MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition
    Remember that time when you were just a wee little blocky baby, trying to navigate your way through the pixelated world of Minecraft? Well, imagine if that world was filled with unicorns riding on rainbow creepers, flying pigs dropping diamond blocks, and villagers breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server – a wacky wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Join us for epic adventures, wild parties, and the chance to become the ultimate blocky badass. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make memories that will make your earliest memory look like a snooze fest in comparison.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 75 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 982 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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