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Fartingwind [smp] – Where every breeze is a little too final.

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Finalwind Minecraft Server

Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.1

Check out our website: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Check out our Discord: discord.finalwindserver.com

Check out our trailer: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?	Finalwind offers custom items, events, quests, clans, and an economy system to provide endless content for players.
Are there any rules on Finalwind?	The main rule is no cheating to maintain the skill in player versus player combat.
Can I join Finalwind on any Minecraft version?	Finalwind server is currently on version 1.21.1.
How can I stay updated with Finalwind news and events?	You can visit our website or join our Discord server to stay connected.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Balkan Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the Balkans! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas have built the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, from llama-shaped castles to llama-themed roller coasters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. They will swoop in and save the day whenever you’re in trouble, all while cracking hilarious jokes and doing backflips.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just ask a unicorn, and they’ll hook you up.

So come join us on this 10/10 Minecraft server in the Balkans, where llamas rule, ninja turtles protect, and unicorns grant wishes. You won’t regret it, trust us.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

””> Election Day Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that we have election days where you HAVE to vote or face the consequences of being banished to the Nether for eternity. But don’t worry, the Nether is actually a pretty happening place with lava pools and zombie pigmen parties.

Join us for a chance to become the ruler of our crazy world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a pig riding a bat as our mascot) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have a mod that makes it rain diamonds sometimes).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness! Just remember to vote on election day, or else you might end up in a sticky situation with our resident slime king.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DadlessDynasty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more twisted than a creeper in a tornado! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, alliances, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Are you tired of boring old family dynamics in real life? Come join us and experience the chaos of trying to navigate a blended family with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you prioritize spending time with your mom’s new husband and his family, or will you rebel against the system and stick with your real family? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments along the way.

With more family drama than a soap opera, this Minecraft server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FosterBroNoBroCraft

annoyance, Attention, Boundaries, burden, Communication, Conflict, depression, emotional trauma, family, favoritism, foster child, FosterBroNoBroCraft, hatred, mental health, Nuisance, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling, stealing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying siblings like Asher and build your dream world without any pesky interruptions!

Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LifeChangingHabit – Minecraft SMP

behavior change, daily routine, habit building, habit change, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life changing habits, life improvement, LifeChangingHabit, lifestyle change, mindset shift, Minecraft, new habits, personal development, personal growth, positive habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success habits, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP and pick up the habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will it change your life, but it will also make you the envy of all the other players on the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, a secret portal to a diamond-filled dimension will open up right in your base. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start sculpting your way to riches and fame!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Animals Bred:	198	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCreeper27

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing the Minecraft theme song backwards! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make other players green with envy. So come join us and show off your mad skills that will make Steve himself jealous!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Emeralds Found:	9252	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Farms Harvested:	520	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LebCraft Peacekeepers

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LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lost Chunk Adventures

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OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Animals Bred:	115
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	89
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7015	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Farms Harvested:	458
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	3