Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Potions Brewed:	92	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	3422	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Farms Harvested:	569	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7696
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4444	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.