Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Farms Harvested:	718	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mines Excavated:	3486	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blowing Flags Mineville

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come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3563
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

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Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Void Armor Forged:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Sugarcane Chromo Fun Land

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So, like, this Minecraft server is like totally wild, dude. It’s like the researchers of the gaming world, developing crazy cool stuff like the oligo-genomic in situ hybridization (GISH) system.

You can unveil all the novel chromosome translocations and individual chromosomal transmissions of T. arundinaceum in sugarcane progeny. Like, who wouldn’t want to do that in a Minecraft server, amirite?

Join us for a mind-blowing experience where you can explore the depths of genetic mysteries while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s like science class meets adventure time, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this totally rad server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3163	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

What is the IP for CircleToonsHD Minecraft Server?

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CircleToonsHD is a popular animator and content creator known for his humorous and colorful animations on YouTube. With a focus on animation skits, parodies, and gaming content, he has amassed a dedicated following of over 1 million subscribers. His unique art style and comedic timing have made him a standout presence in the online animation community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Tiny smp but with big dreams and a side of java

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 1.20.1 Java, big, Claims, Currency, Discord, dreams, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, java, legitimate Minecraft account, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Pets, plushies, pokemon, Shops, Side, smp, Tiny, Waypoints, Welcoming

Minecraft Server Overview
Homes/waypoints/Claims New biomes New dungeons Shops/Currency Pets/Plushies New decoration blocks Pokémon Holiday Events Events Requirements to join: Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

Minecraft Server Overview

Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to join:

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1 Java.
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legitimate Minecraft account in order to join the server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcoming to all players.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, players must be over 18 years old to join the server.
What are some of the features available on the server?	The server offers homes/waypoints/claims, new biomes, new dungeons, shops/currency, pets/plushies, new decoration blocks, Pokémon, holiday events, and regular events.
What are the requirements to join?	Players must be over 18, have Discord and join the server’s Discord channel, and be as active as possible.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixel Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through different campaigns where you’ll fight the same bosses over and over again because they’re just too genius to only fight once. Trust us, you’ll never get bored with our server – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the insanity and see if you have what it takes to defeat those super genius bosses!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Potions Brewed:	155
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineCraftInfluencer

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Towns Built:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15