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Poopocalypse Adventures

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Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1447
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Animals Bred:	134

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Void Gems Collected:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2111
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Void Armor Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crops Grown:	3091
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4