so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Towns Built: 10 Void Gems Collected: 34
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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