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Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6197	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	408009	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	256	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2865	Players Killed by Monsters:	1792
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Buildings Constructed:	10

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	7200
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchantments Applied:	128	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Villages Defended:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	6850
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crops Grown:	1890
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8726
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Potions Brewed:	89	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Votes:	6630	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	9369	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5119

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Villages Defended:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chanX, ai, Archive, art, catbox, Checklist, christmas, Cloud Hosted Installs, Colab, creations, EF+HLL Guide, Embeds, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Images, Links, LoRAs, Merry Christmas Edition, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI, Paperspace, Prompt List, related, Resources, Scripts, vai, virtual, vtai, Vtuber, VTuber AI-generated Art, VTuber AI-generated Images, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images, Merry Christmas Edition!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”

And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Emeralds Found:	4683
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3