hardrockvanilla.mcserv.fun
Description
You can choose any city or country to start living or ruling there, you have the opportunity to go to your neighbors in peace or war, or you can simply be a merchant or a pirate.
Server version: 1.17.1
IP: donpolit.ru
Map: http://donpolit.online:25612/
Donat: https://donpolit.trademc.org/
DonSoq (RP social network): http://donsoq.ru/
Forum (Mechanics, Rules): http://donsoq.ru/forum/
Discord server: https://discord.gg/2NCNn8d3hN
Group on VKontakte: https://vk.com/donpolitap
Telegram channel: https://t.me/donpolit
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DonPolitap
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Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to our enchanted spawn point where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Cactus Unicorn roaming the pixelated plains.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!
In our last thread, things got wild as we delved into the depths of Nintendo slutposting. From Princess Peach to Samus Aran, we left no stone unturned in our quest for the sexiest Nintendo characters. But fear not, there are always new faces to discover and new fantasies to explore.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to combining the magic of Nintendo with the joy of Christmas? Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where we roleplay as Bowser kidnapping Princess Zelda. Trust us, it’s a blast.
So come on down to our SMP and let your wildest Nintendo fantasies run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a pixelated princess or two.
Join us for the most scandalous and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have free publicity and controversy go viral in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the wild adventures begin!
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the tables are always turning and the underdogs have a fighting chance. We’ve got Mahomes and Verstappen wannabes getting their butts kicked left and right, making for some hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So if you’re ready for some epic fails, outrageous comebacks, and a whole lot of chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown of the underdogs! Who knows, you might just become the next unlikely champion in this crazy world of blocky mayhem.
Join us for a magical experience where your powers might just backfire and turn your best friend into your worst enemy – all in the name of fun! Who needs a yellow brick road when you can navigate through our server full of surprises and plot twists that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a llama on a pogo stick. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to epic adventures and mind-bending storylines, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire. But for everyone else, see you on the server!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come bounding by, followed by a group of dancing creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!
But that’s not all – we have quests that will have you traveling to the far reaches of the Minecraft world, encountering strange and hilarious characters along the way. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a chicken that can breakdance like nobody’s business.
So why is he afraid to talk about Chainlink? Because once you join our server, you’ll be so busy having a blast that you won’t be able to stop talking about it! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Welcome to our unique Minecraft server on version 1.19.4! Here you will find a custom texture pack that completely transforms the game world, making it more colorful and detailed. Unique custom mobs with new abilities and behavior will add variety to the gameplay. Regular events and large-scale battles will not let you get bored. Many new types of weapons and guns for combat and base defense. Raids on other players’ bases are allowed, which adds an element of strategy and competition. Join us and immerse yourself in the unique world of Minecraft with new features and adventures!
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Picture this: Trump and Roy Cohn as master and apprentice, but in Minecraft form. Trump starts off as a noob, but thanks to Roy’s teachings, he becomes the ultimate shark in the game. And just like in the movie, Roy mysteriously disappears halfway through, only to show up later dying of Minecraft AIDS. Trump, being the savage he is, abandons him immediately. Talk about drama!
But wait, there’s more! Imagine a scene where Roy Cohn’s funeral is happening while Trump is getting liposuctioned and having a scalp reduction to hide his baldness. It’s like a Minecraft version of Darth Vader’s funeral, but way more epic.
And let’s not forget about the insane wordplay and belief in doing anything to win. Truth is just a lower case word, subjective and up for grabs. It’s a savage state of nature in this Minecraft world, where only the most ruthless players come out on top.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles, then join our SMP now! Who needs accuracy when you have this much fun? Trust me, you won’t regret it.
