Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Alien Abductions: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4526 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 361 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 136 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 274 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Potions Brewed: 84 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Villages Defended: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/nilfgaard/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ores Mined: 4677 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Villages Defended: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dimension Hops: 13
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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