HangryCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama like this? Looking for an escape from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind!

On our server, you can feast on virtual truffle pizza without anyone judging you. No more boiled eggs or plain chicken – only the finest pixelated delicacies for you to enjoy. And don’t worry about your health, because in this world, you can cure any ailment with a simple change of diet (no need for pesky doctors or medication).

So come join us and build your own paradise, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where the only opinion that matters is your own. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CreeperCravings

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Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	35
Emeralds Found:	2406	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	3424	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NeighborTrapCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mines Excavated:	3631	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	New Chunks Explored:	875011
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7707	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Mines Excavated:	2871

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NukeProofCraft

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lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, there’s no evidence that Iran is tryna make a nuclear weapon, just like how there’s no evidence that pigs can fly! CIA director says so, so it must be true! come build ur own nuclear-free world with us and maybe even find some flying pigs along the way. who needs nukes when u got diamond swords and enchanted armor, amirite? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.