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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Star Shards Collected: 187
Towns Built: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
Magic Items Found: 2018 Emeralds Found: 9348
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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