HangryCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of ungrateful basement-dwelling relatives who can’t even cook for themselves, let alone for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and leave the real-life drama behind.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled family members expecting you to cook for them while they scream at video games. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and having a blast with fellow players who actually know how to fend for themselves.

Forget about making extra meals for lazy relatives who can’t be bothered to lift a finger. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any real-life distractions. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of leftovers or dealing with unnecessary drama ever again.

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a live-in chef when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and laugh our way to victory on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Towns Built:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HospitalHaunts

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Epic House Doctor Server

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so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Zombie Dances:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

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Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Runes Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4733	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	710884
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crops Grown:	9445	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyMyths

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4450

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

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so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Towns Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TinderTales Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	129	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	456481	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NICUinLawsGoneWild

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, family, healing, homecoming, in-laws, newborn, NICU, NICUinLawsGoneWild, pelvis, pumping, relationships, self-centered, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!