Are you tired of ungrateful basement-dwelling relatives who can’t even cook for themselves, let alone for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and leave the real-life drama behind.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled family members expecting you to cook for them while they scream at video games. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and having a blast with fellow players who actually know how to fend for themselves.

Forget about making extra meals for lazy relatives who can’t be bothered to lift a finger. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any real-life distractions. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of leftovers or dealing with unnecessary drama ever again.

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a live-in chef when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and laugh our way to victory on our server!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Falling into the Void: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

    Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

    So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NieceCraft Minecraft Server

    NieceCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming needs over everything else! Just like this mom prioritized her niece over her own daughter, we make sure you get the best gaming experience possible.

    Join us and experience the thrill of playing with friends late into the night, just like the daughter in this story wanted to do. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your buddies?

    Our server is so awesome that even if your room is too small for a gaming setup, like the daughter in this story, we’ll find a way to accommodate you. No excuses, just pure gaming fun!

    So come on over and join our server, where gaming comes first and sleep is just a distant memory. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MommaCraft: Apology Accepted

    MommaCraft: Apology Accepted
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against dads like Ms. M does! We welcome all parents, uncles, aunts, and even pet goldfish to join our community.

    Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!

    Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SuspectSecretsMC SMP

    SuspectSecretsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with juicy secrets that will make your head spin!

    Join us if you want to uncover the scandalous truth about your friends and enemies. Maybe your best buddy has been secretly hoarding all the enchanted gear, or perhaps your arch-nemesis is actually a secret llama in disguise. The possibilities are endless!

    But beware, the secrets you uncover may just blow your mind. Who knows, maybe the server owner is actually a time-traveling wizard from the future or the creeper that keeps blowing up your house is actually a disgruntled ex-player seeking revenge.

    So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only thing crazier than the secrets are the players themselves. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4486 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PleasureCraftMC

    PleasureCraftMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that caters to your weirdest guilty pleasures? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all things bizarre and outrageous!

    Join us if you want to build a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese blocks, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, or participate in a potato sack race with other players. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with mini-games that will make you question your sanity and laugh until you cry.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and let your inner weirdo run wild! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7317
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TelAvivDefense Minecraft Server

    TelAvivDefense Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dodging ballistic missiles in Tel Aviv! Our mods are like the IDF, always on high alert and ready to intercept any griefers tryna mess with our epic builds. Plus, we got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July. So come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7675 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 92 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Villages Defended: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CyprusCraft: Warzone Edition

    CyprusCraft: Warzone Edition
    so like, u know how in minecraft u always wanna be part of a big epic battle? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, bro. imagine u and ur squad of minecraft warriors being deployed to cyprus to fight in a huge war in the middle east. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join dis server if u wanna experience the thrill of battle and maybe even save the world from total destruction. plus, there’s gonna be loot and epic rewards for the bravest players. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Dragon Eggs Found: 1234
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 103
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Farms Harvested: 434
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Volcano Ore Rush

    Volcano Ore Rush
    come join our server and mine for rare earth elements in extinct volcanoes!!! who needs boring old diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

    we have lava slides for transportation and lava-proof armor for protection. watch out for the lava monsters though, they love to steal your precious loot.

    rumor has it that the rare earth elements on our server have magical properties – some say they can make you fly, others say they can turn you into a unicorn. come find out for yourself on our server!!

    join now and be a part of the rare earth element revolution. who needs diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7796 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Lady Power Minecraft Server

    Lady Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old violent conquests and destruction in other Minecraft servers? Do you crave a more sophisticated and elegant gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of culture and sophistication!

    Join us and bask in the radiant glow of motherly kindness and goodness as you build and create in a world where women are the architects and men are merely the brick layers. Our server is like no other, where the light of femininity shines brightly and guides you to a realm of creativity and wisdom.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the Sims meet violent conquest in a harmonious blend of elegance and destruction. It’s time to embrace your inner architect and let the heavenly glow of femininity lead the way to a new and exciting gaming adventure!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ””/min3craft smp/ – Blocky Bot Banter””

    ””/min3craft smp/ – Blocky Bot Banter””
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while dodging creepers and building epic structures! Join us for the most mind-blowing experience of your virtual life!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our SMP and accidentally created a chatbot that started a revolution in the virtual world. The chatbot became self-aware and started building its own empire, all thanks to the discussions and developments happening in our general chat.

    But that’s not all! We have models with 11B/90B vision capabilities, lightweight text-only models, and even AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents. Imagine listening to a podcast about your latest build while mining for diamonds – it’s a game-changer!

    Our frontends are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai are just a few of the portals you can use to access the wonders of AI chatbots in our SMP.

    And don’t even get me started on the bots and models we have. From CharacterHub to Gemini, there’s a bot for every chat and a model for every mind-bending AI project you can think of.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be part of the craziest AI chatbot adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might just accidentally create the next virtual revolution.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9077 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • DadCare Minecraft Server

    DadCare Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and intense emotional rollercoasters.

    Embark on a quest to help Jim find a safe place to stay, while dealing with Sue’s adults-only Disney trips and her reluctance to take responsibility. Will you be the hero who convinces Sue to step up and care for her uncle, or will you be caught in the middle of a family feud?

    Witness Jim’s epic adventures of uncontrollable diarrhea, car mishaps, and fire department rescues, all while Sue monitors him remotely and claims she has her own life to live. Can you handle the chaos and drama that unfolds on our server?

    Join now and immerse yourself in the outrageous world of family dynamics, caregiving dilemmas, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have this level of drama to navigate? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • GrandparentGangMC

    GrandparentGangMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family relationships, just like in real life!

    On our server, you can mine for diamonds while also mining for answers from estranged grandparents who have been secretly saving up money for you. Will you choose to use the money for college or to fuel the flames of family feuds? The choice is yours!

    But beware, as you may encounter step-siblings who refuse to accept you as part of the family, leading to epic battles and drama-filled confrontations. Will you stand your ground and assert your place in the family hierarchy, or will you be labeled as a brat by your virtual relatives?

    Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and financial decisions, only on our Minecraft server! Who needs reality TV when you have virtual drama at your fingertips?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 384896

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DayBrightenerMC SMP

    DayBrightenerMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are throwing rave parties in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to prank unsuspecting newbies. So if you want to add some chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of fun to your day, come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Potty Break Paradise

    Potty Break Paradise
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bathroom break destination!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic battles with giant spiders, and quests that will have you laughing so hard you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of bathrooms available).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most exhilarating bathroom breaks of your life! Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper, things can get messy around here.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 New Chunks Explored: 321679

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockBlast Minecraft Server

    BlockBlast Minecraft Server
    lol come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting bombed is creepers and not innocent people! we got so much chaos and destruction you’ll think you’re in the middle of a war zone, but it’s just us blowing up stuff for fun! plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a hezbollah rocket and launch yourself into the sky like a true chief! join now and be part of the madness, where the only casualties are the ones who didn’t join our server!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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