HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

aita, chicken sandwich, cold, Communication, Disappointment, Expectations, Food, foodie, Fresh, Fries, Gesture, Grateful, HangryCraft, Justice, Krabby Patty burger, lettuce, pineapple Frosty, Surprise, surprise gone wrong, unappreciated, Wendys, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

Adventures, Auntys, BrokeCraft, comfortable living, fair market price, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, financial struggles, fixer upper, generational wealth, highest offer, Inheritance, legal consultation, market crisis, market value., maximum profits, property disputes, property lawyer, real estate, selling a home, underwater refinance

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Ores Mined:	9471	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	276

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GrossButYum SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyLiesMC

believe.., biggest lie, collective falsehoods, common deceptions, common myth, CraftyLiesMC, cultural lies, Deception, false assumptions., falsehood, mass deception, Misconception, most people, popular belief, Popular misconceptions, public misconceptions, societal lies, societal norms, universal misconceptions, widely accepted lies, widespread delusion

That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Enchantments Applied:	121	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	183448	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3833	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9942
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Magic Items Found:	1178

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

Applications, apply, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Griefers, Hangout, Immersive, Play, Qol, rare, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trust, Vanilla, World Map

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

americano pizza, bad taste, DISAPPOINTING, Homemade Pizza, Italian Cuisine, italian food, mia nonna, Minecraft, nonna, pizza, pizza comparison, pizza critique, pizza crust, pizza disappointment, pizza experience, pizza flavors, pizza ingredients, pizza quality, pizza review, pizza toppings, Server, shitty, traditional recipe

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.