HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

aita, chicken sandwich, cold, Communication, Disappointment, Expectations, Food, foodie, Fresh, Fries, Gesture, Grateful, HangryCraft, Justice, Krabby Patty burger, lettuce, pineapple Frosty, Surprise, surprise gone wrong, unappreciated, Wendys, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GrossButYum SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4731
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyLiesMC

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That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1785	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	70	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.