So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Farms Harvested: 891 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Animals Bred: 71

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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