So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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