HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Void Armor Forged:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	New Chunks Explored:	840673
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3126

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Animals Bred:	127	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ores Mined:	9620

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	116	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.