HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	88947	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Farms Harvested:	713

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Emeralds Found:	5802	Mines Excavated:	3983
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3895
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	800839

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Buildings Constructed:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	166
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.