HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	883	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Mines Excavated:	2041	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	93
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Farms Harvested:	360
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Ores Mined:	6210	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Towns Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.